Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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