We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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