Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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