i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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