I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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