Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
