hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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