she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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