Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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