then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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