He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
wow bdsm is so cute
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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