it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
