Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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