My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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