if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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