I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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