She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My feet surprised me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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