Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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