Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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