when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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