their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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