I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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