At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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