i'm signing you up for texting rehab
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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