what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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