Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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