that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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