Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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