I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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