i just wanna soil my oats bro
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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