she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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