I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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