hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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