so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
