is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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