i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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