sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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