In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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