i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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