Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Buhtt sex?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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