the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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