whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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