and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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