She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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