Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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