it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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