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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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