All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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