Nicole vs. Life
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Please don't give away my fajitas
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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