so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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