So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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